Birks and Craws

Paige shows off her sexy blue painted toenails while wearing her hot Birkenstock sandals as she totally annihilates and destroys a large bunch of crunchy crawdads.

Paige has absolutely no pity or sympathy at all for these poor innocent creatures. One after the other, she slowly squeezes, grinds, and twists each crawdad flat under her powerful sandals, all the while showcasing some of her most ruthlessly cruel and sadistic trash talking to date. She mercilessly crunches their shells and oozes their guts out until they’re nothing but an unrecognizable pile of demolished, smeared gunk and goo on the floor.

Lots of amazing, heartless laughter and fiercely belittling verbals from Paige throughout.

A few highlights from the video:

0:09 A really hot video introduction as Paige laughs and moans with pleasure, telling us her wicked plans for today while showing off her perfect feet and toes in her sexy Birkenstock sandals. “Goddess Paige is ready to trample some stupid little men in my Birkenstocks… I can’t wait to crush them, hahaha!”

1:44 “Look at you, hahaha! Naked little man…” Paige dominates this poor crawdad, slowly squeezing him close to the camera then grinding and crunching him flat under her cruel sandals. “Turn you into a f*cking smear with my feet, hahaha!”

2:49 “Let’s do you upside down. I want you to feel this on your d*ck! Hahaha!” Paige laughs sadistically as she places her shoe dominantly on an upside-down crawdad. She slowly squeezes and twists her foot into him as she wickedly asks, “Do you feel that on your d*ck? Hahaha!”

3:59 Heart-crushingly brutal, demeaning verbals from Paige here as she taunts a crawdad’s pathetic existence and makes a complete mockery of his life. “Which pathetic little man is gonna go next for my entertainment? Hahaha! That’s all you’re ever gonna be worth…you’re just here for MY entertainment! How does hearing that make you feel huh?”

5:30 Paige wickedly shows a large crawdad the guts of his flattened friend stuck to the bottom of her Birkenstocks and heartlessly asks him, “Do you see your little friend? He’s stuck to my shoe. Would you like to be stuck to my shoe?”

5:59 Paige lays down the law and asserts her dominance over another helpless crawdad. “As long as goddess Paige is in town… No one’s f*cking safe!”

7:09 Paige sadistically forces two crawdads to fight to the death over who dies first. “You guys wanna fight? Fight over who goes first, hahaha!” Once the winner is decided, Paige crunches and twists the loser into a flat mess of craw guts under her sole. “Looks like you get to go first, while he watches his fate!”

9:26 “Oooh you’re a big boy…not for long, hahaha!” An extremely gruesome, excruciatingly painful close up crush here. Paige slowly squeezes a large crawdad under her foot, oozing his yellow brains out of his head as he helplessly flails his claws and antennas, gradually ripping apart under the unbearable pressure. “I wanna see your eyes bulge, mmm.”

11:33 “Ready boys?” A fantastic, final double crush close to the camera here. Paige uses both her sandals to crush two crawdads, slowly crunching and grinding them flat on her tiptoes. She laughs and moans with pleasure as she shows off the messy sole of her Birkenstock, plastered with the gooey, flattened crawdad corpse. “Oh that feels so good, look at you, hahaha! You just don’t want me to let you go…”